Notebooks and Pencils }{ Time to go to school!

[Bhu ♥ Irwin]

I believe I am not the only one who has to start school tomorrow. I am starting my senior year of high school. Well, I know this is a stressful, bittersweet time of the year so I hope this might lighten the mood some. You see, we humans are not the only ones who have school starting tomorrow....kitties and baboons and Folami do, too.

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Bidziil: Princess, dear, wake up or you'll miss the bus. -nudges daughter-
Alonda: -groggily opens eyes- F*ck you. -goes back to sleep-
Nimrod: -grumbling- She would listen to Carska. Spoiled Princess.
Bidziil: -kills Nimrod-
Alonda: -wakes up- You have just moved up a notch in my book, Alpha. I shall grant you one act of obedience. -catches bus-
Ahlam: WAIT FOR USSSSSS! -rides Bhuvana, trying to catch bus- DIO-DAMN IT!
Dio: Yes? You called me to damn something?
Ahlam: -flustered- Errrrr....
Bhuvana: Genius here took too long helping a squirrel get a splinter from it's tail and now we missed the bus.
Dio: And you would like me to get you to school? No proble--
Durante: Do not help the children! Either they survive on their own or they perish!
Dio: -strikes Durante with lightening-
Bhuvana: A little harsh, don't you think?
Dio: Don't you have a bus to catch?
Bhuvana: EEK! -runs with Ahlam flopping uncontrollably on her back-
Alaois: -whistles- I be driving a bus, bus, bus! I be driven a bus with me wing whacking Alonda in the face, face, face!
Alonda: -tears off remaining wing- Paradox will be so proud.
Alaois: -crashes bus and they all burn-
Bhuvana: -watches burning bus and then her and Ahlam whistle while walking away innocently-
Bidziil: ALONDA!!!!!! Oh s*it, Carska is going to KILL me more than she already wants to.... -pouts in cave-
Nimrod: -comes back to life- This is just my f*cking luck. I have to be the teacher and now my class will be overrun by felines!
Denerbe: -eats Nimrod- STAY DEAD! Sheesh, rudeness...
Bidziil: -stares- You be teacher now?
Denerbe: It would be my honor. -runs to classroom and teaches until lunchtime....then eats everyone while they are out at recess-

THE END. HAVE A BETTER FIRST DAY THAN POOR ALONDA, ALAOIS, BHUVANA, AND AHLAM!

-was getting bored at end if you couldn't tell-

[I L Y I C H]

Carska: Im sending you guys with Paradox to be sure the teacher doesn't eat you.
Mahal: eat us...? Noooo we got Nimrod? D;
Paradox: -stares at-
Mahal: What?
Paradox: how did you make that face? -squeezes cheeks-
Carska: -slaps- don't do that! Maybe I should be sending them with Ayita /:
Paradox: come on children! we can walk to school~
Mahal: Why would we walk?
Paradox: the school bus blew up~ <3
Val: omo
Carska: What the hell...... Alonda. ALONDA -runs to kill bidziil-



elsewhere~



Kaylie: -beats Nimrod- Don't disrespect a pregnant bitch puppy dog -glares-
Fletch: -stares at-
Tweak: -flails obnoxiously about- HI MISTER NIMROD YOUR THE BEST YOU KNOW THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Kamau: -cowers- were did all these women come frooom -groans-
Fletch: -proceeds to sit on-
Kamau: NOOOO -runs screaming towards Bhuvana and her baboon motorcyclist- THERE EVERYWHERE Dx

Paradox: what the fudge cycle?
Mahal: what did you just say?
Val: ... -snicker-
Paradox: -totally oblivious- See I told you the bus blew up. Oh look there's your Mum she looks rather pissed perhaps we should follow Kamau and hide.
Val: ... Where's Alonda? -pause- oh shoot -runs after Carska-
Mahal: waaaiiiit! where are you going? why are you running after alonda- -pause- .... -stares at Paradox-
Paradox: -stares back-
Mahal: What the hell happened after we left?



at recess

Tweak: what big teeth you have ;D -chewed on- their shiny too!
Mahal: -up a tree-
Val: -poking at ashy Alonda in school bus-
Paraodx: -helping herd the children into manageable flocks-


yayayayayayaya xD I love these stupid little play things

[Bhu ♥ Irwin]

xD We need to do 'em more often!

[Bhu ♥ Irwin]

In fact, check out the new subboard in No Rhyme or Reason xD

[nEwOL握敵]

The alarm sounded at 5:03, and almost as soon as it started it cut out, for Stitch was used to that timing by now. The clock was on the floor on the other side of the room so she was forced to move to turn it off, which she did at its sound out of reflex at this point. Her school mornings where a typical a long used pattern. She had a breakfast of coffee and then watched BBCA World News, returned to her room and threw on her typical appearal. A broke in pair of work jeans, a black American Eagle shirt, a pair of nature cammo water proof hunting boots, and a dark brown, well kept Carhartt. Snatching up her wallet, for she prefered a man's wallet, Mp3 player, and brown Oakley bookbag that was gifted to her, she stepped out her door into the cold morning. Jumping off tje pourch, bounding across the yard, and jumping up to stand on the trunk of her 1998 Honda Civic, she issued a energitic but brief howl, watching her breath caught in the cold morning air. It was just another day. School was a dreadful bore, and she went mostly for the company of her friends and peers. Her tounge ran down the side of her white muzzle as she yawned before hopping down to drive to school.





that was fun to write