Christmas @ Laparas House }{ Celebrate Insanity!

[lapara]

So I was really bored today and I didn't feel like writing something serious so I went ahead and wrote down what happened when we decorated today. Hope you enjoy it.


Me: OKAY!!! CHRISTMAS TREE TIME!!!
Laela: YAY!!!!!
Holitorn: Uh.. Does it involve talking to people?
Laela: Ya, but it's fine! It involves SHINY THINGS too!
Holitorn: *Runs to tree*
Kaira: SPARKALAY!!!!!!!!! ;D
Taj: Kaira! Be careful!
Kaira: I'm fine! Daddy come on!
Taj: Kaira... I don't think this is a good idea...
Kaira: IT IS! COME ON!
Holitorn: Where's Jasninon?
Laela: I don't know...
Jasninon: *cowers in corner from happy things*
Laela: THERE HE IS!
Jasninon: *gets dragged into room by siblings* NOOOO! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! HAPPY, JOYFUL THINGS?!? NO SIR!!! HEEEELLLLPPP!!! *passes out from screaming*
Kaira: Yay! More people helping!
Solu: Do I hear screaming?
Laela: Yep. That was my brother. See? *points to mangled body*
Holitorn: Were you the one who killed my mom?
Solu: Uhh... Maybe... BUT SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT!
Holitorn: Okay. *walks away*
Taj: OMG! KAIRA GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!! IT'LL KILL YOU!
Kaira: DADDY! I'M FINE!
Solu: It's Okay Taraji. We're spirits-who-have-been-sent-to-earth-to-stop-war buddies!
Taj: Oh! Okay. Kaira, go play with Solu.
Solu: Uh... I don't really play very much...
Kaira: *Tackles Solu*
Solu: Mmmph!
Cenzo: Why does Solu get to play but not me!
Solu: CRAP! You're Carska's kid!
Cenzo: It's okay. She doesn't even know I'm here. I don't think she can get in here anyway. The security made me show my profile just to get in...
Solu: Okay.
Kaira: OMG A KID! *Tackles Cenzo instead*
Cenzo: *Tackles back*
Me: o_0 Okay then guys.. So lets get the tree inside...
Laela: OKAY! *Tries to bring tree in and fails*
Taraji: *Sigh* Here Laela... *brings tree inside*
Holitorn: *Notices box of Christmas decorations* OMG LIGHTS AND SHINY THINGS!!!
Laela: Uh... Not yet Holitorn...
Holitorn: *Covered in decorations on floor* Sparkalay...
Laela: Okay, We'll just leave you there.
Jasninon: *Wakes up* What happened...?
Laela: Okay, Taraji I'll hold the tree while you tighten the screws that keep it in. Jasninon, tell us if it's straight.
Jasninon: Bu...
Laela: NO BUTS!
Jasninon: Fine... *rolls eyes*
Laela: A little this way?
Jasninon: NO A LITTLE THAT WAY!
Laela: This way?
Jasninon: NO! THAT WAY!!!
*Goes on for several minutes*
Jasninon: THERE! We're done!
Laela: FINALY
Taraji: FREAKING FINALLY! I thought I was gonna black out there. *Sees Kaira playing with Cenzo* Kaira! *Goes over to Kaira and gives lecture*
Kaira: *Ignores her dad and keeps playing*
Solu: *Drinking tea* Well then. Let's decorate.
Laela: YA! Holitorn... we need the lights
Holitorn: Fine...
Laela: *takes lights off of Holitorn*
Holitorn: *Sits in corner*
Laela: Jasninon! Help me put up the lights!
Jasninon: *was trying to sneak away* Uh. Okay. *comes back with tail hanging*
*Laela, Jasninon, and Solu put up Christmas lights*
Laela: TIME FOR ORNAMENTS!!! ;D
Jasninon: Oh god... WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME SNEAK AWAY ALREADY?!?!?!
Laela: What?
Jasninon: Erm. Yay?
Laela: *Puts up ornaments*
Karia: *Stops tackling Cenzo* OOOO! PWETTY TREE!
Cenzo: OMG YOUR RIGHT!
Taj: *sigh* *looks* Oh wow! It is pwetty... I MEAN PRETTY!
Holitorn: Sparakalay...
Solu: Sparakalay indeed...
Laela: We did a good job didn't we Jaz?
Jasninon: Yep. And don't call me that.
Laela: Fine. *looks at the tree in aw*
*Insert moment of silence of aw here*
Jasninon: *Trys to run away*
Laela: OH NO YOU DON'T! *Runs after sibling to go drag him back*
Jasninon: I'M NEVER GOING BACK THERE! THAT PLACE IS AN INSANE ASYLUM!! HELP! I'M BECOMING ONE OF THEEEEEEMMMM! *voice trails into distance*
Me: Thankyou, guys! That was easy. *Looks at mess created by Holitorn, Solu, Kaira, and Cenzo* I'm never inviting you guys over again... -_-'

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :D

[Kunabee]

*dies of hysterical laughter*
When I decorated my tree with my characters there was a lot of near-death going on. I finally shoved them out and locked them in their rooms/areas.
And made the nice ones clean up. It wasn't very fair.

[Bhu ♥ Irwin]

AHHH! -steals idea- I AM GOING TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW! THIS WAS FANTASTIC AND AMAZING TO READ AND I MUST MAKE ONE NOWWWWWW! -tackles-