Post by Bhu ♥ Irwin on Dec 24, 2010 20:59:14 GMT -5
Saw Lapara had her charries help her decorate her tree and thought to myself "Why do it myself?" But out of curiousity, I left a recorder in the living room to catch anything good. This is what I came home to:
DIO: Okay my beauties, Bhu-Bhu has given us a mission. I permit a day off from peace making to satisfy our creator *catches bewildered look Ahlam* WHAT? You think I just poofed into the sky when I was butchered??
BIDZIIL: Mmmmm, butchered baboon. How does that sound, Alonda? *glares at smirking daughter*
ALONDA: That sounds most good father, most good. *waggles entire body* I want it NOW. Daddy, get me a butchered baboon. *drools as she stares at Ahlam*
AHLAM: Love ya dad, but I ain't decorating a tree with some puppy that wants to eat me. *dodges Bidziil's lunge* HEY!
ME: *bursts in* Excuse me, Bidziil, but what the HELL are you doing? Why is the tree not even standing yet?
BHUVANA: Dog wants to eat Ahlam. The tree's going up now. *pokes Ezhno* Move it, ya big lug. You're on the tree stand.
ME: Okay......Bhuvana's in charge. *stares at Dio with disapointment* You fail at life, ya know that? *leaves*
DIO: Bitch.
AHLAM: What did I just hear you say, Father?
DIO: Where's that tree stand? *grabs Ezhno's mane and yanks* MOVE IT!
EZHNO: *yawns* Yeah, like I'm gonna listen to some turtle brained baboon. You stole my girl, Anabi.
BIDZIIL: *bares teeth* The human says to get moving, so damn it, we listen! Move your ass, lion *smiles as Ezhno scampers away and hides behind an eye rolling Ackecheta*
BHUVANA: *stares at Alec hatefully* You and Ackecheta will stand the tree. *looks to Orenda* You can tighten the bults on the stand. Tell them which way to lean it.
ORENDA: *panics* I can't! I can't! *cowers behind Ahote* I don't know which way to lean it. I'll screw it up. But Ahote can do it. He'll do it perfectly. I promise you that. *rubs up against Ahote, then sulks away as Ahote shoves her.
AHOTE: Yeah, I can do it. *looks to Orenda* Physical contact is a negative, female. Never do that again and I may just let you live till your second birthday.
BHUVANA: Ugh, boys are such jerks. -approaches the sobbing Orenda slowly- It's okay, beautiful. That cat is a good for nothing butt. Ignore him.
ANNA: You can say that again, Bhuvana -sits beside Orenda and Bhuvana- All males are pointless, backstabbing bastards, but that one in particular is a lowlife.
BHUVANA: -points to Alec as he, Ackecheta, and Ahote are standing up the tree- That Alec is pretty nasty, too. Him and Ahote are probably the worst.
ORENDA: Any of them are better than me! -grabs Shanandoah and runs off sobbing-
SHANANDOAH: What the-- *carried off by Orenda* I hate being your nanny *voice fades off as the two travel farther away*
BHUVANA: Okay....*exchanges uncertain expressions with Anna before smiling and clapping paws together* Where are the ornaments? The boys have stood the tree, now time to decorate!
ABENI: I founded them, ma'am! -slides box to Bhuvana and watches Bhuvana open it up-
ALPHONSE: Oh crap, it's--
BHUVANA AND ABENI: SHINNNNNYYYYYYYY! *pounces into box*
BIDZIIL: Abeni! Abeni! Ugh, that lioness is going to be the death of me. *looks to Alonda* Why haven't we eaten her yet?
ALONDA: I don't know. Something about her being friends with ma and Uncle Daide *shrugs and then smirks* Hey! I just got a wonderful thought, dad! Ma and Uncle Daiade are not here! *waggles eyebrows*
BIDZIIL: I know what you're thinking and it ain't happening. I couldn't give a cat's behind what Daiade thinks, but I won't steal Abeni from your ma -watches Alonda pout and storm out of the house-
ANNA: Umm...anyone going to get these two out of the ornament box? They're breaking all the colored lights and glass figures of the nativity scene...
DIO: *sighs* Bhuvana. *watches the little head peak ever so slightly over the box edge* Remember who left you in charge. Honor her.
BHUVANA: *grumbling* Come on Abeni *drags her sulking comrad from box and stands in corner with her* We will stay over here and face the wall. Bidziil, put Allana on your head and get the angel on the top.
BIDZIIL: *lets Allana on his head and lifts head so she can reach the top of the tree* You're not a Folami, are you? *eyes darken with hunger*
HELSA: Yes she is, God damn it! -attacks and the whole room erupts into a full blown Folami vs feline war-
ME: *walks in whistling Rudolph, sees epidemic, turns around and walks out*
MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOVERS!
DIO: Okay my beauties, Bhu-Bhu has given us a mission. I permit a day off from peace making to satisfy our creator *catches bewildered look Ahlam* WHAT? You think I just poofed into the sky when I was butchered??
BIDZIIL: Mmmmm, butchered baboon. How does that sound, Alonda? *glares at smirking daughter*
ALONDA: That sounds most good father, most good. *waggles entire body* I want it NOW. Daddy, get me a butchered baboon. *drools as she stares at Ahlam*
AHLAM: Love ya dad, but I ain't decorating a tree with some puppy that wants to eat me. *dodges Bidziil's lunge* HEY!
ME: *bursts in* Excuse me, Bidziil, but what the HELL are you doing? Why is the tree not even standing yet?
BHUVANA: Dog wants to eat Ahlam. The tree's going up now. *pokes Ezhno* Move it, ya big lug. You're on the tree stand.
ME: Okay......Bhuvana's in charge. *stares at Dio with disapointment* You fail at life, ya know that? *leaves*
DIO: Bitch.
AHLAM: What did I just hear you say, Father?
DIO: Where's that tree stand? *grabs Ezhno's mane and yanks* MOVE IT!
EZHNO: *yawns* Yeah, like I'm gonna listen to some turtle brained baboon. You stole my girl, Anabi.
BIDZIIL: *bares teeth* The human says to get moving, so damn it, we listen! Move your ass, lion *smiles as Ezhno scampers away and hides behind an eye rolling Ackecheta*
BHUVANA: *stares at Alec hatefully* You and Ackecheta will stand the tree. *looks to Orenda* You can tighten the bults on the stand. Tell them which way to lean it.
ORENDA: *panics* I can't! I can't! *cowers behind Ahote* I don't know which way to lean it. I'll screw it up. But Ahote can do it. He'll do it perfectly. I promise you that. *rubs up against Ahote, then sulks away as Ahote shoves her.
AHOTE: Yeah, I can do it. *looks to Orenda* Physical contact is a negative, female. Never do that again and I may just let you live till your second birthday.
BHUVANA: Ugh, boys are such jerks. -approaches the sobbing Orenda slowly- It's okay, beautiful. That cat is a good for nothing butt. Ignore him.
ANNA: You can say that again, Bhuvana -sits beside Orenda and Bhuvana- All males are pointless, backstabbing bastards, but that one in particular is a lowlife.
BHUVANA: -points to Alec as he, Ackecheta, and Ahote are standing up the tree- That Alec is pretty nasty, too. Him and Ahote are probably the worst.
ORENDA: Any of them are better than me! -grabs Shanandoah and runs off sobbing-
SHANANDOAH: What the-- *carried off by Orenda* I hate being your nanny *voice fades off as the two travel farther away*
BHUVANA: Okay....*exchanges uncertain expressions with Anna before smiling and clapping paws together* Where are the ornaments? The boys have stood the tree, now time to decorate!
ABENI: I founded them, ma'am! -slides box to Bhuvana and watches Bhuvana open it up-
ALPHONSE: Oh crap, it's--
BHUVANA AND ABENI: SHINNNNNYYYYYYYY! *pounces into box*
BIDZIIL: Abeni! Abeni! Ugh, that lioness is going to be the death of me. *looks to Alonda* Why haven't we eaten her yet?
ALONDA: I don't know. Something about her being friends with ma and Uncle Daide *shrugs and then smirks* Hey! I just got a wonderful thought, dad! Ma and Uncle Daiade are not here! *waggles eyebrows*
BIDZIIL: I know what you're thinking and it ain't happening. I couldn't give a cat's behind what Daiade thinks, but I won't steal Abeni from your ma -watches Alonda pout and storm out of the house-
ANNA: Umm...anyone going to get these two out of the ornament box? They're breaking all the colored lights and glass figures of the nativity scene...
DIO: *sighs* Bhuvana. *watches the little head peak ever so slightly over the box edge* Remember who left you in charge. Honor her.
BHUVANA: *grumbling* Come on Abeni *drags her sulking comrad from box and stands in corner with her* We will stay over here and face the wall. Bidziil, put Allana on your head and get the angel on the top.
BIDZIIL: *lets Allana on his head and lifts head so she can reach the top of the tree* You're not a Folami, are you? *eyes darken with hunger*
HELSA: Yes she is, God damn it! -attacks and the whole room erupts into a full blown Folami vs feline war-
ME: *walks in whistling Rudolph, sees epidemic, turns around and walks out*
MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOVERS!
