Post by Bhu ♥ Irwin on Dec 17, 2011 22:33:57 GMT -5
Me: Okay, everyone, Dio wanted to know if we could do some caroling!
Dio: Uh...no I didn't...
Me: Sure you did, because you are a happy baboon!
Dio: But I am not exactly a Christmas person...I mean, I am my own god and all....-is shoved into a cage-
Jazz: Twelve Days of Christmas is what we shall sing. And, GO!
Bidziil: Who put that thing in charge? -snarls at unintimidated lioness cub-
Daniel: -shoves Bidziil into Dio's cage-
Me: Thanks, Daniel! You may start!
Daniel: -shrinks away and pushes Jazz forward-
Jazz: On the first day of Christmas, my dear Ashley gave to meeeeeeeeee...a wonderful, perfect, absolutely amazing...ME!
Abeni: Me next. One the second day of Christmas, Daiade gave to me, a clue as to what the hell was going on.
Jazz: And an absolutely fantastic me!
Bidziil: -muffled voice from cage- On the third day of Christmas, Carska gave to me, a sledgehammer to bash my fucking brains in.
Abeni: Some sort of idea as to what is happening.
Jazz: And a superb ME!
Annora: On the fourth day of Christmas, my Fuhrer bestowed upon me, some sort of heart that should be in my chest.
Bidziil: A sledgehammer for my head.
Abeni: A thought? Anybodyyyyy?
Jazz: MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Alonda: On the fifth day of Christmas, I gave myself, Bidziil's fucking head on a platter made of his rotting flesh.
Annora: I'm not repeating myself.
Bidziil: A sledge...-cage is thrown into ocean by Alonda-
Abeni: Um, I really wanna know what's going on...-pouts-
Jazz: ME ME ME MEEEEE! That is what I got. ME!
North: On the sixth day of...that day that humans find so amazing...My Great Alpha gave to me, some way to make everyone stop repeating what they just said.
Alonda:...
Annora:...
Bidziil: glub glub glub
Abeni: Fine -pouts-
Jazz: Um...me?
Me: Okay, fine, ya twerps, no more repeats...now, continue it, Bhuvana!
Bhuvana: On the seventh day of Christmas, Alec...I mean, um, Dio...yeah, Dio, gave to me, a certain ocelot still alive for me to beat up and then hug!
Ackecheta: On the eighth day, I was given a chance to redo my past.
Ezhno: -glares-
Me: Come on, Ezzy! This is your last Christmas...I mean, um, have some spirit!
Ezhno: On the ninth day of this Hellish ceremony, I was given Blaze as my personal punching bag.
Kadan: -eyeroll- Lame. -is tossed into the ocean after Bidziil-
Ayita: Guess I should go help the puppy....But first...ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, PARADOX GAVE TO ME, BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN FOR ME TO RAISE!! -shlumps away after Kadan-
Clarimonde: On the eleventh day of this illogical ritualistic holiday, Mahal...um, my books, gave to me, more books.
Denerbe: Poor child has lost her sense....But, anyway...on the final day of Christmas, I was given nothing! Because I am perfectly happy in this fucked up world as it is!
Everyone except Bidziil and Dio, whom are dead beneath the ocean: MERRY CHRISTMAS...OR HAPPY HANUKAH...OR something...Go away.
Dio: Uh...no I didn't...
Me: Sure you did, because you are a happy baboon!
Dio: But I am not exactly a Christmas person...I mean, I am my own god and all....-is shoved into a cage-
Jazz: Twelve Days of Christmas is what we shall sing. And, GO!
Bidziil: Who put that thing in charge? -snarls at unintimidated lioness cub-
Daniel: -shoves Bidziil into Dio's cage-
Me: Thanks, Daniel! You may start!
Daniel: -shrinks away and pushes Jazz forward-
Jazz: On the first day of Christmas, my dear Ashley gave to meeeeeeeeee...a wonderful, perfect, absolutely amazing...ME!
Abeni: Me next. One the second day of Christmas, Daiade gave to me, a clue as to what the hell was going on.
Jazz: And an absolutely fantastic me!
Bidziil: -muffled voice from cage- On the third day of Christmas, Carska gave to me, a sledgehammer to bash my fucking brains in.
Abeni: Some sort of idea as to what is happening.
Jazz: And a superb ME!
Annora: On the fourth day of Christmas, my Fuhrer bestowed upon me, some sort of heart that should be in my chest.
Bidziil: A sledgehammer for my head.
Abeni: A thought? Anybodyyyyy?
Jazz: MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Alonda: On the fifth day of Christmas, I gave myself, Bidziil's fucking head on a platter made of his rotting flesh.
Annora: I'm not repeating myself.
Bidziil: A sledge...-cage is thrown into ocean by Alonda-
Abeni: Um, I really wanna know what's going on...-pouts-
Jazz: ME ME ME MEEEEE! That is what I got. ME!
North: On the sixth day of...that day that humans find so amazing...My Great Alpha gave to me, some way to make everyone stop repeating what they just said.
Alonda:...
Annora:...
Bidziil: glub glub glub
Abeni: Fine -pouts-
Jazz: Um...me?
Me: Okay, fine, ya twerps, no more repeats...now, continue it, Bhuvana!
Bhuvana: On the seventh day of Christmas, Alec...I mean, um, Dio...yeah, Dio, gave to me, a certain ocelot still alive for me to beat up and then hug!
Ackecheta: On the eighth day, I was given a chance to redo my past.
Ezhno: -glares-
Me: Come on, Ezzy! This is your last Christmas...I mean, um, have some spirit!
Ezhno: On the ninth day of this Hellish ceremony, I was given Blaze as my personal punching bag.
Kadan: -eyeroll- Lame. -is tossed into the ocean after Bidziil-
Ayita: Guess I should go help the puppy....But first...ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, PARADOX GAVE TO ME, BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN FOR ME TO RAISE!! -shlumps away after Kadan-
Clarimonde: On the eleventh day of this illogical ritualistic holiday, Mahal...um, my books, gave to me, more books.
Denerbe: Poor child has lost her sense....But, anyway...on the final day of Christmas, I was given nothing! Because I am perfectly happy in this fucked up world as it is!
Everyone except Bidziil and Dio, whom are dead beneath the ocean: MERRY CHRISTMAS...OR HAPPY HANUKAH...OR something...Go away.
