Post by Kunabee on Dec 25, 2010 15:36:28 GMT -5
Cast o' characters (in order of appearance):
Me:Self-explanatory
Shasii: An empathic Phase (from UNICREATURES; cat-like)
Skyerini: A hyperactive Xweetox (from NEOPETS; squirrel or chipmunk-like)
Azula: A moody neko who doesn't like Christmas
Nisa: A know-it-all but probably right shapeshifting tiger
Valliana: A wise Ling (from UNICREATURES; panda-like)
Shopkeeper: Also self-explanatory.
Person in Crowd: YAY self-explanatory things!
Homeless Man: Self-explanatory
Magic Sign: A talking sign.
Carolers: Some people walking around singing
ACT I, SCENE I
Me: Merry Christmas everyone!
Shasii: KUNA! Come on I have a surpriseee for you!
Me: Okay! (is dragged off by SHASII)
Skyerini: SURRRPPPRIIISEE!
Me: (is looking at, miracle of miracles, CLEAN bedrooms/areas of her beings) Holy crap
...Azula, why is yours still dirty?
Azula: I don't like Christmas -.-
Me: WOMAN YOU ARE INSANE!
Azula: BA HUMBUG!
Me: Lame. (walks on)
Shasii: Well where's our presents?
Me: Get everyone downstairs.
Shasii: OKAY!
Me: Joy to the world, the Lord is come, Let Earth receive her king, Let every heart prepare him room, and Heaven and Nature sing, and Heaven and Nature sing, and Heaven, and Heaven, an Nature sing~ *gathering presents*
Nisa: Not everyone is a Christian you know.
Me: Yeah, so? I can still sing a song mentioning our Savior! Goshness.
Nisa: Someone might find it offensive.
Me: Well I'm not singing to them am I?!
Nisa: Still.
Me: Oh, shoosh, and take your present.
Nisa: ... (takes present)
Me: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, falalalalalalalala~
Valliana: I don't celebrate Christmas.
Me: Have the present anyway. 'Tis the season to be jolly, falalalalalalala~
Valliana: (stares at present, opens it, then ambles off before plopping down somewhere)
Me: Don we know our gay apparel, falalalala, la la, la~
Azula: (gets a present shoved at her) No.
Me: Too bad. Troll the ancient Yuletide Carol, falalalala, lala, la, laaaaaa~
Azula: No!
Me: Look, lady, I'm dead broke because of these presents, so don't hate, appreciate!
Azula: I don't want to.
Me: Too freaking bad.
Azula: (sighs and walks off with the present)
Me: (gets everyone their present) Hey! There's still one more... (list names) Huh, this one doesn't have a tag either... but everyone has theirs! TIME TO SEARCH! (marches off with the present)
Shasii: I wonder who that present could be for...?
ACT I, SCENE II
Shopkeeper: Hey there, Kuna, what can I do for you?
Me: I found this present... it doesn't have a tag or anything. Do you know who it's for or from?
Shopkeeper: No, I don't.
Me: Thanks anyway. (leaves the store)
ACT I, SCENE III
Me: (is wondering around, asking people if they know about the box)
Person in Crowd: (overhears) No, I don't know who it's for or who it's from, but I'll take it. (laughs)
Me: (laughs with) I am determined to find who it belongs to! (keeps walking, and sees HOMELESS MAN) Poor guy...
Homeless Man: Do you have any food or spare money?
Me: Let me see... (digs in pocket and finds five dollars and fifty cents. gives to to the HOMELESS MAN) I wish I could do more, but that's all I have.
Homeless Man: Oh thank you, thank you! That's enough!
Me: Merry Christmas, and may blessings and miracles come to you with the New Year. (walks on, and comes to the MAGIC SIGN) That's odd, it doesn't say anything.
Magic Sign: (words appear) "Left Fork Leads to Newberry Town, Right Fork Leads to Neopia Portal"
Me: Woah, it's magic!
Magic Sign: (speaks now) Yes, I am. And I say that neither fork is the right way for you to go. You helped a little, but why not help a lot?
Me: What are you talking about?
Magic Sign: Turn back the way you came and look with a new perspective. (goes silent)
Me: A new perspective, eh?
ACT II, SCENE I
Me: (wanders through the streets, taking a new perspective) It's amazing... it's all beautiful but so cold-hearted... I like this double view. Oh! (spots the HOMELESS MAN again)
Homeless Man:Ehwuhh?
Me: What'cha doin'?
Homeless Man: There's no place open for cheap on Christmas that I can get food at...
Me: Why don't you come and eat dinner at my place?
Homeless Man: ...Really?!
Me: Of course! We'd be happy to help you! I'm Kunabee.
Homeless Man: I'm Logan. (is helped up by ME)
Me: And Merry Christmas! (hands him the present) For some reason it was an extra, and it doesn't have a tag.
Homeless Man: Thank you so much! (has tears in his eyes)
Me: Let's get home
ACT II, SCENE II
Me: I'm hooommmeeee!
Skyerini: MOMMY!
*runs and snuggles* Oooo who're you? *pounces on the HOMELESS MAN's foot*
Homeless Man: ...She's cute. I'm Logan.
Me: He'll be having Christmas dinner with us.
Azula: Merry Christmas, Tigs. (hands her a piece of paper)
Me: (reads aloud) "Good for one free part of a Christmas Dinner." Aww, Azula, thank you!
Valliana: You should get cooking.
Me: I should.
Homeless Man: Give me a snack and I'll help out.
ACT II, SCENE III
Me: (At the dinner table with everyone) Merry Christmas and best wishes for the New Year!
Homeless Man: May God bless us all.
Me: Amen!
Shasii: Let's eat!
All: (cheer, and then start eating)
Carolers: (carol outside the window) We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas...
~The End~
Merry Christmas, best wishes for the New Year, and may God bless you all :3
Me:Self-explanatory
Shasii: An empathic Phase (from UNICREATURES; cat-like)
Skyerini: A hyperactive Xweetox (from NEOPETS; squirrel or chipmunk-like)
Azula: A moody neko who doesn't like Christmas
Nisa: A know-it-all but probably right shapeshifting tiger
Valliana: A wise Ling (from UNICREATURES; panda-like)
Shopkeeper: Also self-explanatory.
Person in Crowd: YAY self-explanatory things!
Homeless Man: Self-explanatory
Magic Sign: A talking sign.
Carolers: Some people walking around singing
ACT I, SCENE I
Me: Merry Christmas everyone!
Shasii: KUNA! Come on I have a surpriseee for you!
Me: Okay! (is dragged off by SHASII)
Skyerini: SURRRPPPRIIISEE!
Me: (is looking at, miracle of miracles, CLEAN bedrooms/areas of her beings) Holy crap
...Azula, why is yours still dirty?Azula: I don't like Christmas -.-
Me: WOMAN YOU ARE INSANE!
Azula: BA HUMBUG!
Me: Lame. (walks on)
Shasii: Well where's our presents?
Me: Get everyone downstairs.
Shasii: OKAY!
Me: Joy to the world, the Lord is come, Let Earth receive her king, Let every heart prepare him room, and Heaven and Nature sing, and Heaven and Nature sing, and Heaven, and Heaven, an Nature sing~ *gathering presents*
Nisa: Not everyone is a Christian you know.
Me: Yeah, so? I can still sing a song mentioning our Savior! Goshness.
Nisa: Someone might find it offensive.
Me: Well I'm not singing to them am I?!
Nisa: Still.
Me: Oh, shoosh, and take your present.
Nisa: ... (takes present)
Me: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, falalalalalalalala~
Valliana: I don't celebrate Christmas.
Me: Have the present anyway. 'Tis the season to be jolly, falalalalalalala~
Valliana: (stares at present, opens it, then ambles off before plopping down somewhere)
Me: Don we know our gay apparel, falalalala, la la, la~
Azula: (gets a present shoved at her) No.
Me: Too bad. Troll the ancient Yuletide Carol, falalalala, lala, la, laaaaaa~
Azula: No!
Me: Look, lady, I'm dead broke because of these presents, so don't hate, appreciate!
Azula: I don't want to.
Me: Too freaking bad.
Azula: (sighs and walks off with the present)
Me: (gets everyone their present) Hey! There's still one more... (list names) Huh, this one doesn't have a tag either... but everyone has theirs! TIME TO SEARCH! (marches off with the present)
Shasii: I wonder who that present could be for...?
ACT I, SCENE II
Shopkeeper: Hey there, Kuna, what can I do for you?
Me: I found this present... it doesn't have a tag or anything. Do you know who it's for or from?
Shopkeeper: No, I don't.
Me: Thanks anyway. (leaves the store)
ACT I, SCENE III
Me: (is wondering around, asking people if they know about the box)
Person in Crowd: (overhears) No, I don't know who it's for or who it's from, but I'll take it. (laughs)
Me: (laughs with) I am determined to find who it belongs to! (keeps walking, and sees HOMELESS MAN) Poor guy...
Homeless Man: Do you have any food or spare money?
Me: Let me see... (digs in pocket and finds five dollars and fifty cents. gives to to the HOMELESS MAN) I wish I could do more, but that's all I have.
Homeless Man: Oh thank you, thank you! That's enough!
Me: Merry Christmas, and may blessings and miracles come to you with the New Year. (walks on, and comes to the MAGIC SIGN) That's odd, it doesn't say anything.
Magic Sign: (words appear) "Left Fork Leads to Newberry Town, Right Fork Leads to Neopia Portal"
Me: Woah, it's magic!
Magic Sign: (speaks now) Yes, I am. And I say that neither fork is the right way for you to go. You helped a little, but why not help a lot?
Me: What are you talking about?
Magic Sign: Turn back the way you came and look with a new perspective. (goes silent)
Me: A new perspective, eh?
ACT II, SCENE I
Me: (wanders through the streets, taking a new perspective) It's amazing... it's all beautiful but so cold-hearted... I like this double view. Oh! (spots the HOMELESS MAN again)
Homeless Man:Ehwuhh?
Me: What'cha doin'?
Homeless Man: There's no place open for cheap on Christmas that I can get food at...
Me: Why don't you come and eat dinner at my place?
Homeless Man: ...Really?!
Me: Of course! We'd be happy to help you! I'm Kunabee.
Homeless Man: I'm Logan. (is helped up by ME)
Me: And Merry Christmas! (hands him the present) For some reason it was an extra, and it doesn't have a tag.
Homeless Man: Thank you so much! (has tears in his eyes)
Me: Let's get home
ACT II, SCENE II
Me: I'm hooommmeeee!
Skyerini: MOMMY!
*runs and snuggles* Oooo who're you? *pounces on the HOMELESS MAN's foot*Homeless Man: ...She's cute. I'm Logan.
Me: He'll be having Christmas dinner with us.
Azula: Merry Christmas, Tigs. (hands her a piece of paper)
Me: (reads aloud) "Good for one free part of a Christmas Dinner." Aww, Azula, thank you!
Valliana: You should get cooking.
Me: I should.
Homeless Man: Give me a snack and I'll help out.
ACT II, SCENE III
Me: (At the dinner table with everyone) Merry Christmas and best wishes for the New Year!
Homeless Man: May God bless us all.
Me: Amen!
Shasii: Let's eat!
All: (cheer, and then start eating)
Carolers: (carol outside the window) We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas...
~The End~
Merry Christmas, best wishes for the New Year, and may God bless you all :3
