Winners Of 'Most Likely'!

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Most likely!

Zayden! Our first winner of the most likely contest! This white lion is most likely to end up in an asylum. No surprise there. Those voices need to get checked out. Maybe you should find someone to talk to about that. And no your current therapist does not actually exist.

Next as the warden of his own personal asylum is Symphony! The Fuhrer of Ende has the largest flock of insane kittens in Broken Truths under his creepy fluffy wings. Sym-Sym has a severe people collecting issues. So maybe Ende should just start being called 'the German asylum' and get it over with.

Oh dear Paradox. You and your plastic spoon are apparently most likely to break out of the asylum. Though how your getting your fat fluffy butt through whatever hole you dig is beyond me. Being most likely to break out of an asylum we are leashing you to Ayita. Good luck darling.

And it continues Paradox has won once more. Most likely to become a serial killer. Doesn't fit thanks to the fact you already kill people. Sorry Ayita but now he's chained to you. We cant have him running around trying to eat people again now can we?

Speaking of eating people... Pari why do you keep winning the insanity ones? Bad dog! Well its pretty obvious why Paradox got stuck here. Eatin' people and all. He and Denerbe should really run off and eat Bidziil's pack already... Ahem did I say that out loud? Anyway Ayita he's your problem now!

Oh my Kaira most likely to become a hoarder? Baby you need to throw stuff away. What are you planning to hoard anyway? Bhuvana? You could always just strap her to your back when you get bigger I suppose. Anyway you have fun with that~

Bidziil & Carska winning marriage counseling without a single vote against them. Jeez guys! Why can't you just admit that the humans are stupid you love each other insanely and get the hell over it? Oh that's right because your both insane. I keep forgetting. Well we here on BT hope you don't kill each other during the civil war so you can at least pretend to get along again.

Most likely to kill one another... Well you see we here at Broken Truths have something called 'telepathy'... or maybe its just spoilers. Either way the winners are Blaze vs Ezhno! Most everyone around here knows whats going down soon enough, so you two lions have fun beating each other to death.

Oh Alphonse. Most likely to snap. Well we're all waiting for you to go completely insane and eat every white tiger you see, so you might as well go ahead and do that. Zonta has had some tough times so you have every right to feel that way I suppose... By the way Sym Sym is watching you <3

And our cult guy! North and his gang of body parts. Well considering they all think that their lives will be perfect if they can find their heart... Well no one drink anything North offers you! Its probably poisoned Koolaid.

Tsk Tsk. Silly Jasninon don't you know Ezhy has his own form of homeland security? It's called Achetecka and he'll eat you ;D But really hijacking akando seems like a bad plan. Maybe you should just go sit on Alphonse and see if he'll give up.

Most likely to leave a pride would be Durante. Honestly your loyalty is about the size of a smooshed flea. Its really sad when Denerbee has more loyalty then you, though that may just be manipulation. Dude.

Our amazing skills have reapered on this one, the Alpha winner! Achetecka. Little old milk breath~ Its nice to see Akando might finally be free of Ezhno's pick headed-ness. Hope you do better then the big lug there... uh... little lug.

Konta konta konta. Trying to go off and kill them guys. You want to be alpha that bad? Draw a chalk line around a rock and pee on it. That's what Ezhy did and see what happened! Oh wait I forget you hate him don't you? well... sound advice none the less!

Nimrod you are most likely to brown nose. Because your gay lover Bidziil voted you here. So your okay with it right? Right. My point is proven moving on~

Daiade I don't see how your poor sad little butt can fall any farther down the social ladder, but we've voted you most likely to be omega! You and your adoptive daughter shall now be beaten within an inch of your lives daily. Oh wait...

Most likely to fall in love! Mahal and Clarimonde. Because they are the duo of fucked-up-ness. Comforters to each other and what not. Besides can you imagine the puppies? Part husky puppies that would be total puff balls for weeks? So very cute. Sorry Clari but your deep relationship with Mahal is being placed on the side lines to make way for adorable puffy children <3

Ezhno and Abeni being most likely to break up. Dude. Were the together for any time? Sexxy times! -cough- Now Abeni can offer her children as sacrafices to the great pumpkin and the world will be happy again c:< Or the great pumpkin just gets some fluffy kittens to chew on. Do pumpkins have teeth?

Most likely to have kiddies. Ezhy and the world! Because only Ezhno can screw the world and produce lion/asteroid children. Or maybe its referring to the fact that almost ever woman in Akando is having his cubs? Well beside Fletch and Izzy. He could fix that for Fletch but if he touches Izzy stuff would go down...

Ezhno and Abeni win again! Most likely to kill there kids. Sacrifices and hate alone! Or maybe they won't die and will simply be driven mad enough to jump off a cliff! So many possibilities.

Abeni and Daiade are the most likely to suffer heart break. Because their lives are the very essence of depression. When they breath the plant's around them die of broken hearts. You poor sad little bastards.

Cutest couple has become Daniel and Vice! Because (once again) THINK OF THE CHILDREN D8 -adorablenesssssss- Ahem. Also they have the most adorable dominant submissive protection thing going on. They would die for one another and we here on BT go 'aw' over that kind of mushy stuff.

Val and Alonda. How did this happen again? Oh right, it was Ily's fault. Oops. Anyway they've won weirdest couple! Because really? They both seem a bit asexual and now its like 'oh my... how?' But in all honesty they do have a good friendship building. That and watching Alonda be the man in the relationship is extremely amusing. Admit it. Val is a housewife.

And our little big Paradox is back once more! Ayita was suppose to be watching you you fat lug! But this would be the 'most likely to stalk someone' award... and considering Ayita is now leashed to you because you stalked her for a couple of weeks... Well... Good luck with that.

Bhuvana didn't anyone ever tell you not to talk to strangers? This is that leopards fault isn't it! Fail parenting. Though I guess considering your position you should talk to strangers... just not Konta. cause he was eating you old boy toy and you talked to him? Stranger danger Bhu. Stranger danger.

Ezhno would be most likely to hurt a stranger. Hurt? We obviously mean maul into nonexistence. Silly us we titled it wrong. This meat head would probably pee on you after he was done too. Hurting a stranger! My oh my.

And then there's Cenzulome and his most likely to bring a stranger home award. Baby your mother is worried someone is going to rape you. Stop it. We understand that your adorable and have a very naive love of all people but really. Someone is going to eat/rape/steal you and then Carska will be forced to bring Paraodx out to torture/murder said person /:

Abeni wins yet another award for her inability to filter her words! Most likely to be killed for their mouth indeed. Poor Abeni, you really need to try and look past that wee bit of retardation and think sometimes. -shakes head- . You always end up hurting / angering everyone around you. Silly kitten. At least you say what your thinking.

Bidziil is most likely to be locked in a cage! Because he needs to be shoved in one for his marriage counseling -.o That or he does something 'nice' and gets stuck in one so humans can prod him with cattle rods. Poor kid.

Alaois everyone officially wants to beat you up! Here is your award, and you might want to run. Because really, they don't like you. At all. In fact they've already decided who's killing you. Too-too you moronic little fuck head.

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OTMS!

Zayden wins member of the month! We love you you poor lonely man amongst the throng of women~ You have gotten better in your writing over the last couple of months and we are all deeply proud of you. We hope you stay with us for the coming years Zayden! Along with your cast of crazy characters! Good muse to you friend <3

Our guiding light, our precious staff member of the month. Bhuvana we love you! Without you this site would be dead in a day. You seriously make everyone's day when you pop up here. With your advice and your rushing about to be sure the site is exciting. You are a star you realize that? Just don't burn us! <3

Alphonse is male character of the month! His crazy about to snapness has been set to the lead position of Zonta. Hopefully he is a bit better at leading then dear Anna was in those last couple of months. We all hope you enjoy your life and your pride. Zonta is in your debt, and your pride mates will always be at your side.

For female character of the month we give you Kunabee! We love you kunabee! Your so happy compared to everyone else! No one can help but want to protect you and be friends with you. Broken truth's tiny little rainbow. Seriously amongst all our angsty angry characters this little Irimote cat is the only sane quadrant amongst us! We wish you the best!

Abeni is atop the feline throne as feline of the month! Poor Abeni has set her mind on a path, and has left her precious father behind. Pregnant with Ezhno's cubs and finding her mind set altered to that of a dog's feelings, Abeni is in a deep hole at the moment. We love you Abeni and hope you and your cubs and claw out of the pit!

Carska finds herself placed in canine of the month. This poor woman had just started to get her heart back when Bidziil returned. We hope you get your soul back Carska. For now we give you our hopes and loves wile you bravely lead Vea Apxn against the dual threat of Lucy and the humans. Good luck my dear. We all hope you find yourself again.

And finally as couple of the month Daiade and Abeni come to the top of their bloody throne. These two, father and daughter, are in a rough painful place. Both standing besides their ideals and unable to love one another as they so deeply wish because of them. Everyone on BT watches their emotional war with hurting hearts and hanging hopes. One day you will be happy again, you'll see. For now we hope you can cope.