OH YEAH I ROCK }{ Box Game!

[Kunabee]

My friends and I have started this whole 'verbal roleplay' thing. IT'S WITHIN NO BOUNDS OF ROLEPLAY OR RPG AND IT IS SO FUNNY. One friend is the Path; me and the other are characters. It's a lot of imaginary running around in a random imaginary world.
I have horrendous bad luck, worse then him. The Path is PIICCKKIIIINNGGG ONNNN MEEEE!
ANYWAY. On to other things.
I WANT A GAME. So. This shall be a game. I'm coming up with it RIGHT NOW, so it's going to be random. If it's confusing, just ASK me to clarify. Yeahyeah.

There is a box that must be opened. It could contain anything. It could contain a picture, a poem, or something bad. ANYTHING. The box is made of an undefined material and it could be any size. It can be opened in any way. The goal is to be as creative and crazy as possible. The more fun you have, the BETTER!
Opening the box within twelve turns means the person to have opened it gets to create the next box. If there's a thirteenth post (or higher) before it's opened, it automatically reverts back to me creating the box. This time, it's TWO boxes that needed to be open... every time it surpasses twelve posts, another box is added. HOWEVER, if one or more box(es) (is/are) opened, and twelve posts is reached, the game is just restarted with the same number of boxes. Opening the all boxes when there's two or more subtracts a box.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Me: "Kunabee Tiger McKangaroo (my full online alias) ninja-kicks the box."
Box: "Nothing happens."
A: "A person eats the box."
Box: "THE BOX OPENS! Fourteen posts were posted (and not 'the box doesn't open'), and it is restarted with two boxes."
Me: "Tig cries on the boxes."
Box: "A BOX OPENS!"
A: "A person prods the next box."
Box:"Nothing happens."
C: "Another person draws on the box."
Box: "THE BOXES ARE OPENED! One box is subtracted, and another person gets to create a new box!"

Or something like that. Not exact words of course.
YAY.
BOXES.
GO AT IT.

Oh yeah, I'm using this to randomize: www.roll-dice-online.com/
Numbers 3 and 6 on a six-sided die mean the box opens. Anything else means it stays closed. That's what I'm using anyway (:

[Bhu ♥ Irwin]

I'm a wii bit confused but I am going to flail at an attempt to conjure up a proper response...things should clarify themselves as time wears on and you can go about correcting any mistakes we make xD

Bhuvana Wannahockaloogy sets Hermonie, her diva goat, to give the box the lethal stare that makes all obey.

[Kunabee]

The box does not open.

And Bhu, that's fine. (: You don't have to type out your full made-up name, I just did it to indicate that it's not character-played.

[I L Y I C H]

Sara: -beats box with Alphonse-

[Kunabee]

The box thinks that's cruel...

The box does not open. (I rolled a one, if you're curious.)

[Bhu ♥ Irwin]

Bhuvana sits on,the,box and passes out, into a coma

[Kunabee]

SADLY, the box doesn't open D=
(Rolled a four, DANGIT.)

[I L Y I C H]

Sara waves Paradox threateningly at the box

[Kunabee]

The box does not open and laughs at the pathetic people trying to open it.

Kunabee kicks the box, and it resumes proper behavior after muttering an apology.